Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.

“Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”

by Beztheowl July 29, 2009

Sports Nipple

the condition of raw irritation, soreness, chafing, or bleeding from one or both nipples caused by sports related activities.

1. Oscar had a severe case of sports nipple after surfing.

2. Harriet recieved a sports nipple infection from running without a sports bra.

by Grant K. May 6, 2010

Sporkfoot

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.

by Judgosaur September 30, 2022

sportacus

A character on the kid's show LazyTown, he's a super-active guy from Iceland. Many stay-at-home moms (and some dads) find him seriously hot, even though the guy who plays him, Magnus Scheving, is forty-something years old. He is also popular with teenage girls who love to slash him with his rival, Robbie Rotten.

Sportacus is the hottest thing in a blue hat since Four Swords came out.

by Chewing Gum November 15, 2005

all day i dream about sports

The slogan 'all day i dream about sports' 1981-2017 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about sports' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss November 1, 2005

Old sport

A term of endearment used by gentlemen in the 20th century. Made famous for its use in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great Gatsby

Jay: Having a good time, old sport?

Nick: Maybe another drink

Jay: Anything you want, old sport, it’s yours

by KnightofNerdom June 23, 2019

Spormal

Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.

"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"

by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009