Shlumpting

A drunken faze when you pass out or fall asleep but receive no sleep.

Ryan got too drunk and was shlumpting.

Where's ryan? Oh he's shlumpting.

by Shlumpty Dumpty October 31, 2017

plumpkins

receiving oral sex while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I've really got to take a shit, are you up for plumpkins?

by kensuke July 24, 2008

Sumpkin

Receiving Fellatio While Defecating Into a Cellar Sump Pump

Did you hear about Adams basement?
No, what about it?
That ugly bitch Rob brought to the party gave him a “Sumpkin” and it fucking reeks!

by Krzysiek6891 October 16, 2008

slumping

When a young male lowers his standards for casual sexual encounters. "Slut humping."

"I feel like there are no interesting girls here.... I think I'm going to end up slumping again for my birthday."

by ogmarshall January 13, 2009

Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.

Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.

by Kings St October 23, 2010

slumpin'

Getting drunk, faded, etc for 12 or more hours straight.

Example : Started drinking at 5 pm..still going strong at five in the morning.

1) Tom, Dick, and Harry been going hard all night, and by the time the afternoon comes around. . They be straight slumpin'.

2) "These bitches obviously been slumpin' for the days , cuz they be blowing up my phone!"

by boshanky August 23, 2014

Shlumping

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.

I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!

by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010