SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

spork

spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork

sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.

by 4dimensional March 19, 2004

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 27, 2011

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite December 28, 2007

Sporknife

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.

I don't think has been invented yet but should be.

by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005

Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012