Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.

Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy

by Dub Life October 20, 2009

Sploofie

A spliff/joint containing Marijuana.

Hey man, gimme a toke on that sploofie.
I'm as high as hell and I'm gunna get me some head off a fat bitch.

by Smau5 November 21, 2009

splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

sploof

A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.

Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.

by BongMaster42O November 25, 2003

splooge

the male ejaculatory fluid

I splooged in your girlfriends mouth last night.

by ricky December 21, 2003

splooger

One who splooges or is engaged in the act of splooging.

Man, that Adam is such a splooger.

by Ericcccc September 17, 2008

splooge room

1. a designated room exclusively held for ejaculating
2. a room for jizzing
3. a room for sex

Ryan: Dude i brought back a girl last night
George's Dad: seriously?! I hope you brought her to the splooge room
Ryan: The room is completely soiled, way to sticky

by The Rys August 20, 2013