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Spring Valley Illinois

A small town in the middle of cornfields, the biggest excitment on a friday night is the high school football game. Where you give derections based on the one and only stop light in town. Know for more bars than churchs.
There is never anything going on in Spring Valley Illinois, well except for the football game.
by the one and only panda February 9, 2010
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spring pocket

It is a slang in Cantonese as: Anatomy the scrotum of a male.
Pronunce as: chun doi.
spring, usually for seasons, but in chinese (writing for cantonese and mandarin are the same in usage) it also refers to sex related things.
I will barbecue your spring pocket if you dare to interrupt my sex activities.
by XXXC November 13, 2007
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Spring Heeled Jack

A demon of English folklore who was first reported in the UK in the year 1837.

According to legend Spring Heeled Jack only appears at night abducting people, though he abducts women most of the time.

He is a feared demon who causes the disapearance of many; It's unknown what happens to his victims.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to look like a mustached gentleman wearing a suit, shoes, tie, gloves, top hat, and a monicle.

Spring Heeled Jack is said to jump very high and that he can leap through great distaces which gives him the appearance of flight.
(hence the name Spring Heeled Jack)

It is believed that he has super jumping abilities, others claim that his shoes have springs.

It is also belived that salt is his weakness, it is said that salt can turn him into stone.

In the legend, water can restore Jack from being a stone statue.
I saw Spring Heeled Jack Jumping over the entire neighborhood.
by SuperDinner4 March 14, 2011
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water Is The Coldest Water Out. Ultra Hydrating natural spring water from the Appalachian mountains of Georgia. Bullet shaped aluminum cans get colder faster and keep it colder longer. BPA free liner to avoid chemical exposure. Infinitely recyclable
Have yawl tried that new Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water In Aluminum Cans
by God is everything May 14, 2022
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Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

A spring water owned by Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle hip hop artist from Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water comes from The Appalachian Mountains of Georgia where over 65" of rainfall is received on average a year. Thuggizzle Water LLC. is the water and distribution company the operates Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water.
Did you know that Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is from The Appalachian Mountains Of Georgia?
by God is everything May 14, 2022
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spring fake

The week that, while in school, would have been spring break. Now, instead of rushing to the beaches and drinking Corona, you are stuck working for corporate America.
Employee: "Man, this time last year I was up to my two-piece in spring breakers. Now, I'm stuck filing forms for HR. I hate spring fake."
by missyj March 13, 2009
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Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.
by Mon-Star March 23, 2010
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