Camel Spider

A huge athropod most commonly found in the Middle East. They can travel up to 10 mph, and feasts on lizards, birds, scorpions etc. Many rumors about these creepy-crawlers have been spread by US troops from the Persian Gulf War and the Operation Iraqi freedom, including a very popular picture of a troop holding up one.

Damn, that camel spider is freaky"

by Ogie September 25, 2004

Spider af on the wall

This is the amazing spider af on the wall it is an amazing spider that blesses people from the wall only because of the wonderful Hannah and Ayesha so remember to respect the spider af on the wall - Hannah and Ayesha are so very peng !!!!!-if you are still reading this may spider af on the wall be with you xx 🕷
Spider af on the wall is sacred so remember to mention it in your prayers - long live the spider af on the wall

Hannah : why is spider af on the wall so great ?
Ayesha: it’s because of the amazing peng Hannah and Ayesha

by Hannah amazing personnn July 24, 2020

Fuck Spiders

To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.

Guys we are not here to fuck spiders!

by Sponge69 October 14, 2011

mexican spiderman

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.

Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018

chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.

I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.

by C-whiz December 18, 2005

spide

Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system

The dole office was full of spides many of whom had little tashes. Janty was there too.

by Al Bundy August 22, 2003

Spiderman that hoe

When your having sex with a girl in the doggie style position and when you are about to cum, you cum in your hand and when the girl turns around you sling it in her face like spidermans web

we don't superman no moe, we just spiderman that hoe.

by Daniel Jenkins October 3, 2007