Speaking License

An imaginary license that every owns that allows them to speak. It may be confiscated by anyone at anytime if you are found guilty of abusing/retarding the English language.

Justin had his Speaking License confiscated by Nick after he was found guilty of high crimes against grammar.

by totallynotchris April 2, 2010

speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

by 8six75309 August 29, 2010

Speaking of Airplanes

If someone says something rude or strange in a conversation creating a long awkward pause say speaking of airplanes and continue with a new subject to distract from that morons opinion. It should be said with emphasis on the beginning of the word

Man 1:The reason for our government's lack of control is because of George Bush's lack of knowledge.

Man 2:Well I think President Bush is an outstanding man and has done great things for the country.

**Pause***

Man 1: Speaking of airplanes the season finale of Lost totally answered a lot of my questions... but it did bring up more.

by Hannah Banana9321 June 17, 2007

Speaking cursive

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.

Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.

by Beastpastor64 February 29, 2020

speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

by AssQ April 23, 2014

speaking in tongues

using your tongue to relay a spirtual message.

Billy Bob was speaking in tongues when he showed me what a Texas Taint Tickler was.

by Deborah Spicer September 21, 2006

Speaking British

When a speaker uses scholarly words in everyday conversation to make him/herself sound smarter.

Boy 1- So what’s up?

Boy 2- That habitual phrase is merely a proxy for the much neglected, “How are you today?” When you prompt me with-

Boy 1- Dude! Stop speaking british!

by YouHaveNoSense December 26, 2010