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Sparkle Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a tumbler of Champagne with a shot of jagermeister dropped into to.
As a substitute for Champagne, white wine and sparkling water can also be used.
The bar staff of Liverpool, Newcastle and Edinburgh are well aware of this drink.
This drink was created and popularised during aridonkulous stag-do
With the whip, Didier bought 12 sparkle bombs.

Beaut A - What the hell is that drink?
Beaut B - It's only a bloody sparkle bomb! See it off immediately.

Sparkle bombs are a ridonkulous invention
by jakeymant May 31, 2012
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Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.
Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night
by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017
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wtf_sparkles

Wtf_sparkles is a defenition of an annoying person but who said they can't be cool at the same time
Wtf_sparkles just uploaded an edit on TikTok go and check it out
by Lynnlan95 April 19, 2022
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sparklepire

Any one of the idiotic "vampires" of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. In her clumsily written stories, instead of bursting into flames in sunlight, the vampires just shimmer and sparkle. How retarded is that?
"Anne Rice?? Who's that? I won't read any books that don't have sparklepires in it!!!1 Also, I'm illiterate."
by TabbyStrayer December 19, 2008
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Sparkleypoo

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!

Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

Mary Sue: Tee hee!
by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006
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sparkler bomb

A large clump of sparklers that are air tightly wrapped with electrical tape. Once the fuse is lit, it takes about 50 seconds to detonate. Detonation occurs when all the sparklers in the air tight tape go off at the same time compressing against the tape and eventually going off. Once exploded a sparkler bomb of 16 standard sparklers has the equivallant of 1/4 a stick of dynamite.
I used a sparkler bomb to blow the door off a soda machine.
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Sparkle

The tingling feeling you get inside when you feel as if you've either fallen in love with something or when something has saddened you, deeply.
I sparkle when you whisper in my ear and say I Love You
by Seize Oner July 19, 2012
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