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Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.
They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.
by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009
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Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 10, 2010
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Markle Sparkle

(N.) a boy who love an other boy. Mad in Love that he would die for him. He can't help but want to see the boy happy even though it kills him in side to see he is happy with some one els. His Heart belong to the boy and his mind is full of the boy. His soul was made for the boy and longs for the boy's soul to be to gather, his soul will keep falling for the boy's soul past eternal time. Through his life he will try to express his love in its entirety to the boy. RAWЯ! <3
That boy is Markle Sparkle with Jordan!!! <3
by Mirf002 January 2, 2011
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Sparkle

Hey, look at that beautiful unicorn.

Is it alone?
No, it looks like there is a whole sparkle of them.
by goodatwords February 19, 2020
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sparkle dust

a high grade marijuana. pot weed grass drugs sparkle dust
dude, that was some nasty sparkle dust.
by bigsmoker11 July 9, 2010
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Sparkle Cream

When elephant jiz is covered in human blood and boogers
I found sparkle cream at the zoo last week
by Dirty Mario Judha February 16, 2021
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Silver Sparkle

Colour; can be used to add flair to belts, caps, socks, shoes, tights, pants, shirts, scarves, underwear, etc. Know to blind people when strategically placed to reflect sunlight.
Paul: "silver sparkle is NOT a colour".

Bridget: "It IS a colour because there is a crayola crayon. So quit arguing with me. I have the tatas, I make the rules!!"
by Winston.Spencer.Churchill April 20, 2010
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