Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

spankyourdogs

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

by Batty January 29, 2005

spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

by cazrew February 22, 2010

Wanker Spanker

Getting spanked on the ass with a guys dick.

Tom wanker spanked me real good last night.

I so wanna give him a piece of my wanker spanker.

by rachyy April 14, 2007

spankenstein

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

by DJ16 January 30, 2009

swankey

Polished. Fancy. Upscale.

"Those spinner hub caps are swankey."

by Faiyaz September 25, 2005

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006