slick brian

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party

Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian

by Greedy Fuck January 15, 2009

solicitate

To offer to have sex with somone in exchange for money and/or currency.

Man, thoses prostitutes sure can solicitate.

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

slickfooting

A sport developed by workers at a small town cinema. It involves barefooted contestants running and sliding in a rain filled parking lot gully, and is scored mostly by distance and style. It has since been expanded to include divisions involving ice, grass, mud, and various other friction-reducing substances; however, slickfooting refers mainly to the original parking lot contests.

Slickfooting is considered an extreme sport, because the atheletes are almost always injured.

by Master Patagon November 7, 2006

Slickery

Combination of the words slick and slippery. To describe a surface more than just slippery or slick.

This soap made the shower floor so slickery

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Solicious

A male human who allowed a few hair follicles to be maliciously ripped from his upper lip

Solicious used a visitor tag

by kn0witall October 19, 2019

tard fam slickness

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021

shlicks

feemale equiv of fap

She shlicks to fall out boy posters.

by edwardts May 2, 2008