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Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!
by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010
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Soggy bone

Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.
I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro
by Cambam92 April 26, 2015
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Soggy jada

A soggy Jada is just like soggy waffle but with a Jada. First the participants strap a Jada down then they start the fapping. The last person to cum inside Jada’s asshole has to take a straw and slurp the cum out of Jada’s ass.
Let’s go give Jada a soggy Jada
by Not Jada September 1, 2018
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Soapy Tenner

Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.
by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007
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Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"
by UB Jesus August 5, 2003
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Soggy Mushroom

A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.
by terdleface July 25, 2009
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soggy rowden

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the rowden is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the rowden) is forced to eat it. The rowden soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
who fancies a game of soggy rowden?
by phily the rinser August 25, 2010
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