Snorchestra

A snorchestra- when you're trying to sleep but your significant other and furbabies/kids are all snoring at the same time creating an orchestra of snores snorchestra

The snorchestra was so loud last night I couldn't sleep

by Alpal81 February 24, 2020

Snotch

To coch (vomit) and sneeze at the same time

I snotched all over the floor

by Sneaky_Sniper007 December 30, 2020

Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

snotch

Original contraction of the phrase "Snot-nosed Bitch"; used to define a stuck up or unpleasant female person.

"Did you hear what she said? What a snotch."

by Sixgun December 19, 2004

Slortch

A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.

You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.

by andyomega July 21, 2010

coochee snorcher

vagina, twat, or yoni

"If you don't wash your coochee snorcher, you may get a yeast infection."

by Nora Harris November 13, 2003

scortchycle

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.

As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.

by Darin Norman October 17, 2007