Sniffilus

The contagious disease that occurs when one member of a couple has a cold and passes it onto the other member.

"David I hate you for kissing me! I have exams this week and you gave me sniffilus!!!!

by IkeFall2k9 February 26, 2011

Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

by BKD1099 October 27, 2016

Brownsville Sniffles

The act of throwing pepper at a girl's face and sitting on said face, so that upon sneezing the snot will launch directly into your colon.

Thank you Henderson, your interview went well and I think you'll have the VP job soon. Would you like to toast our new business venture with the Brownsville Sniffles?

Always sir, I brought my pepper grinder and some oxy clean for your desk

by kittensruleYo August 20, 2010

coke sniffles

What you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you've been snorting crack for the last 10 years.

"*SNIFF*"
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You've been doing that for the last twenty minutes"
"I'm sorry man, *SNIFF* I've got the coke sniffles."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

sniffle-whiffle

term used as slang for sniffing cocaine, pain pills,xanax etc.

yo, you got that sniffle-whiffle crushed up yet. let me hit that whiffle.

by C.B.J. aka snifflewhiffle May 12, 2007

sniffles

When you cum in a girl's nose.

"I blasted this chick with a bad case of the sniffles over there by the Golden Tee machine."

by h0b0camp July 28, 2008

Sniffles

Used to express desirability of an object. Not quite the shiznit, but better than dope. See also sick, ill.

That new bike is the sniffles!

by CanukJim July 21, 2005