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sniffathon

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.
I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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sniffaholic

A person who is enslaved by their own highly developed sense of smell, often to their own detriment.
He was entirely compulsive about it, a complete and total sniffaholic, a person unable to not smell every single item and surface he came across!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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bomb sniffer

by Pankrasekid January 17, 2009
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Five Dollar Sniffer

Giving a stripper $5 to sniff her ass
That old guy just got a five dollar sniffer.
by BubblesPBR May 8, 2015
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Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.
Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"
by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011
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Turkish Hair Sniff

A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.
Got busy with the turkish hair sniff last night
by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009
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Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.
"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."
by Panzer230 March 26, 2021
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