Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

Skurtle

The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.

Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.

by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019

Snurtle

A ancient cousin of the Turtle. The most common breed has a purple shell and blue skin. Recently become a fad on the online game, Roblox

I saw a Snurtle in the street today.

by SynthX08 January 27, 2009

Smurpled

someone who has been painted or covered in the colour smurple.

"Scott threw the paint at Lacie, covering her face in the color smurple. She had been smurpled."

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

smartled

Startled feeling you get when you pull in a parking space and find a Smart car or mini car hiding there.

Matt started to pull into the parking space, but got smartled 'cause a Honda Fit was already there!

by LauraGay July 23, 2013

smurgle

Apparently when a cat drools its called "Smurgling" not drooling, it seems cats dont want to be associated with anything have to do with dogs.

This stupid cat smurgeled all over

by Chris Milnox January 23, 2003

snurtle

an uncircumcized penis

eewwwwsick get the snurtle away from me,and roll it up!

by till June 5, 2003