the smurfs

the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!

papa smurf

by random_bulldog August 31, 2003

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 5, 2004

Smurfing

Attempting to hide your identity from administrators and peers by creating a secret account; in gaming culture, this often occurs after being blacklisted under a previous name.

Smurfing is my only option, after getting banned for accidentally killing my teammate in Rainbow Six Siege!

by Remie D Gaming May 7, 2017

smurf

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

smurfing

Purchasing small amounts of pseudoephedrine in several stores or by groups of people, with the purpose of using it to make metamphetamine.

They're off to smurf every pharmacy in the main street.

by J T Ripper July 2, 2005