3 definitions by afallenmind

Stoner Moment

When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.

"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."

by afallenmind January 21, 2015

Smurf

To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.

I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!

by afallenmind January 9, 2012

backdoorgasm

When a person laughs so hard their bowels quiver and they shit their pants.

I saw Richard Pryor on tv last night. I laughed so hard I had a backdoorgasm and had to change my underwear!

by afallenmind May 5, 2011