Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011
Get the curtle smudgemug. when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..
by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009
Get the Smudge Partymug. Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
Get the Smudge Cuddlingmug. This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
by theredfella January 25, 2016
Get the Smudged Crosswordmug. A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009
Get the Smudge Babymug. A Smudge on the Azu means that there is an issue with a plan, the smudge being the issue and the Azu being the good idea/plan. It basically means something's a little fucked that was supposed to be great
Yeah, why did Jessica cancel on you for that amazing date you planned? She really put a Smudge on the Azu
by sparkleberries33 May 3, 2021
Get the Smudge on the Azumug. When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
Get the ass smudgemug.