A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
by jimmybomm November 09, 2020
Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
by Tripple acid whooper May 19, 2011
This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
by theredfella November 19, 2015
Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:
http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257
by Carnifex2009 April 03, 2009
When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
by Unkleslam May 07, 2015