seems legit

1) What one would say in a situation that arouses suspicions, but is ultimately determined to pose no threat.

2) What one would say ironically in a situation that is obviously NOT legit, usually dealing with illicit activities such as drugs and pedophilia, or the purchase of knockoff merchandise.

1) This muscle cream isn't a brand I've ever heard of, but there's no ingredients label on it so it can't be steroids. Seems legit.

2a) This 15-year old Christina Hansen wants me to come visit her for a surprise... seems legit!
2b) This guy is asking for 15 bucks for this thousand dollar Gucci bag... seems legit!

by Psyber Kayos April 17, 2009

stems an seeds

the shit you need to take out of your weed

dude1 "this bitch ass nigga tried to sell me some stems an seeds"
dude2 "mane what you do?"
dude1 "punched that foo in his face an jacked all hi weed"
dude2 "word"

by CuzinSmoke May 13, 2005

Smeasal

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

smemory

when you suddenly smell something the conjures a memory (good, bad or otherwise).

The scent of her perfume brought back a happy smemory.

by jeckyllhyde November 7, 2009

it seems so common, but it's just the same

These inspirational song lyrics mean basic or average. Metamorphosis is nowhere in sight. Can be used when someone is "back on their bullshit"

"she literally has a butterfly tattoo. it seems so common, but it's just the same."

"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"

by happ1234 November 29, 2021

stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

SMMSDTWTBTF

suck my massive sized dick that was too big to fit

Dude... omg wtf smmsdtwtbtf

by lubpooandyou October 13, 2010