smarthpone

The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.

I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.

by JdSilentio September 24, 2011

Smartphone Beta test

A smartphone beta test is the practice of allowing people to test-run a particular model of smartphone (once confusingly named a smart phone) before it is ready for commercial use. The findings help to validate and further improve the smartphone’s features, functionality, usability, speed and performance.

150 million Americans have participated in a smartphone beta test.

by icicler August 14, 2012

Smartillery

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

smartphoner

Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.

*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.

by kowalewicz July 9, 2018

Smartdolphin

Smartdolphin is a person who is very kind, but don’t let that completely fool you. She has a little mean side that she shows to people she doesn’t like. It is very rare to come across a kind Smartdolphin, so when you do, TREAT HER THE SAME WAY SHE TREATS YOU. Being a close friend with a smartdolphin is EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY rare. I’m talking about lottery jackpot rare. If she says she loves you and cares about you, SHE MEANS IT. You have to give love back to her. It’s very awesome to have a smartdolphin call you a close friend. Just remember they have feelings and you need to be there for them if they need you. If they love you, love them back. Let them know you care because they love attention. Just overall treat her like a queen if she treats you like a king.

Oh look, it’s Smartdolphin. Man she’s the absolute best.

by SomeoneYouKnke October 1, 2019

Smartphone

The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.

I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!

by Twight0931 March 23, 2021

Smarticle

Calling some one smart in a very sarcastic way. Usually it implies that the person being called 'smarticle' thinks they are brilliant, but they also think 'smarticle' is a real word.

Amy: I feed my cat dog food last night
Lizzie: *rolls eyes* Wow, your smarticle.

by roseypanda199 September 19, 2009