Slutuation

the act of a man having fun...meeting a woman and dating her. He then has his life ruined cuz she's fucking half the guys she works with and trying for all the others she knows. A complete attention monger.

Johnny met a girl and thought he had a nice girl named Jess O. Now he's in a real slutuation cuz she fucks all the boys at work and lies about it

by JayKohan September 4, 2013

Slutatious

To be like a slut.

She looks so slutatious in those overalls

by Ashley123222 October 14, 2014

Sluttony

When your fat friend can't stop chowing down on chocolate-covered dicks long enough to lose weight.

"Why does Mandi always have so many male visitors?"
"I don't know man, she's fallen victim to sluttony."

by Dunden May 17, 2019

Salutations

Saying hello

Salutations! How are you?

by kevin_moldasnie February 11, 2021

royal slutton

location of the biggest sluts in the world: julia ant maria n mr.giaimo; cvoered up as a laundrymat

yo bro wanna hit up the royal slutton today
yea sure bro i really need jewels to touch my woody

by Joseph Murc January 11, 2009

Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022

Similar Style Salutations

Simililar Style Salutations - When you see someone wearing the same attire and you give them a compliment about it. This friendly confrontation usually resolves in both subjects in good spirits.

Guy wearing American Apparel sweater - "Nice sweater"
Responsive Fellow (wearing same sweater) - "Why thank you- Oh my it appears we both have the same sweater! What a jubilant cooinkydink! Similar Style Salutations to your choice of garment too!"

by Keeroonf March 24, 2009