hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.

Dimitra Glystra is a hammer slurper

by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013

hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

by cockEinstein March 31, 2014

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.

John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

Slurpers

A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.

I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life

by Your mom’s government name March 19, 2022

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 07, 2023