ValueSlut's definitions

Fucktard

A word that has all the emphasis of the word"fuck" combined with the degradation of the word "retard".

Listen fucktard, I wasn't sucking his dick; I was merely licking it.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

funch

To flip a pillow over to the cool side.

I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.

by valueslut February 27, 2003