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Reality Shows

Dumping grounds for the dregs of television ideas; these shows represent the stupidity of not only television but the persons who watch them enough to keep them on the air. Each successive show is a crappy knockoff of another before it.
"Y'all catch that Fear Factor? That is a great reality show."
by Angry Man October 19, 2003
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slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
by andersonvillain November 11, 2009
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slosher

When a young female tends to slosh around from male to male. Sometimes even taking it in the arse twice in 4 days. Some say when she walks it sounds as if they are being followed by a bucket full of water.
Man i got Harriet in the back of my 106 last night, shes such a slosher, she left it all on my seats!
by Donald McFlannel December 26, 2008
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Slowsay

a.k.a. "Curious George", one half of JONA

This person is known for his extreme ass-kissing, particular where Hermie is concerned. Also well known for smoking out into the wee hours of the night, pretending he is at work by logging onto Sametime, and saying "that's not cool, man, that's not cool". Is beloved by Cletus and Pocahontas. World-renowned for being an idiot and taking a gazillion hours to prepare and correct a return that should only take half an hour.
Slowsay took a puff of his joint and called up Hermie to tell him he would be late to work AGAIN because he had yet another ingrown toenail.
by Ophi April 26, 2005
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slowskydiver

the average white male that listens to NBA youngboy and is obnoxious.
quit saying "no cap" you're being a real slowskydiver.
by Davion FC October 4, 2020
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Slewsie

N. Ass crammer; V: The act of ass cramming;

ass cramming anal insertion amused slew amused slewing Hickory Farm cramming king
I think I must have done a major slewsie last night, it feels like a Mac truck drove through my ass parts.

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As long as their are anuses, there will be people slewsing things up there. I slewsed the entire hardback works of Danielle Steele up there last night.
by Jesus-H-Christ January 9, 2013
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Slopsophagus

When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.
“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.
by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020
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