This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
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Slovakian Centipede

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.
Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.
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Slovakian Ziploc

When a person projectile vomits into a sleeping person's sleeping bag before sealing them inside.
Let's invite Walker to the sleepover and give him a Slovakian Ziploc!
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Slovakian scooter

When the women is laying on her neck legs in the air around the man’s head, the man is sitting on her ass making scooter sounds while standing up shitting in her ass hole, via tube Inserted in each ani
My grandma was complaining about her neck problems so I told grandpa to to go easy on her with the Slovakian scooter.
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slovakian butterfly

The act of poring hot butter down the tip of your penis and ejaculating sending the hot butter through the air.
Bob, "So what did you do last night?" Jim, "Oh me and they old lady let the old Slovakian Butterfly loose in the bedroom."
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The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.
Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.
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slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.
by Bryan 1888 January 24, 2023
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