slopknot

A term for eating someone’s behind. Licking the ol’ balloon knot. Preferably to metal music such as Slipknot.

Can also be defined as cunnilingus performed on one’s anus. The act of “tongue punching a fartbox”.

She was a a solid 6.5 but her slopknot was a 10. Definitely going on a 2nd date with her.

by Taylor Swift’s Vibrator May 17, 2023

Slopopotamus

(n) Associate Story Producers of Reality TV that graduated from Emerson College.

Matt is a Slopopotamus, obviously.

Plural: Matt and Deena are slopopotami.

by Dorismorris March 4, 2011

slopjob

the act of face fucking a bitch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and cumbubbles comes out of her nose

She thought she was gonna give me a blowjob, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.

by Anti-itch June 12, 2011

sloplop

(noun) Sloplop is a stain on furniture because of sex, especially when dried.

During sex, I was supposed to ejaculate in a girl's mouth while we were having sex. I missed, my semen going onto the couch, and I forgot to clean it up, ending up in Sloplop.

by Blader-kun June 23, 2008

slopportunity

n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.

Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'

"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."

by magnerash December 2, 2011

slopdogg

The number one, two G dog.

Damn, that slopdogg is a fucking beast.

by slopdogg June 8, 2020

slophole

when you have a dirty butt-hole and when u crap it sprays every were.

i have a big wet slophole

by tan boy November 6, 2010