Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter

That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.

by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009

sploogetangle

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.

Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.

by sploogequeen April 9, 2010

splooge frenzy

when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.

Carlton: "I suprised my grandma when she got home from the hospital with a splooge frenzy!"

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens July 17, 2011

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

morning splooge

When one ejaculates with morning glory
when'st youm'st disperse your gloopy cum gun

Damn Josh did you have a morning splooge this morrow

by Morning Splooge April 8, 2017

Splooge n Slap

When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.

Jeff Smith has been victimized many times by the splooge n slap.

by EricFaulkner November 25, 2005

Soogeun

A small, rather friendly man who is very attractive to women. Generally oriental, they tend to be very good at video games such as Skyrim. They also have a tendancy to formulate cutting comments at short notice and can turn from being nice to unfriendly in a matter of seconds. Usually good natured humour can be interpreted as racism or abuse by these people. They also prefer to use the word 'bitch' after insulting someone

"Hey Soogeun"
oriental small friendly Sam

by Soogersize November 20, 2011