SOML

Acronym for "story of my life". Pronounced "SOHM-uhl" or spelled "S-O-M-L".

Person 1: "Ugh, I haven't started my paper that's due in three hours."
Person 2: "SOML"

by Regine Phalange October 23, 2012

sloglen

a sloglen is describing a person either in a nice way or a mean may

wow ryley is so cool hes just such a sloglen wow nicks such a fucking sloglen

by notlouiebrain August 25, 2021

Slowlo

The act of moving forward slowly in a relationship, and keeping things on the down-low. In most cases, this is due to one's embarrassment of their partner.

"Damn, brother, have you and your new girl taken things all the way yet?!"
"Hell no! I'm taking this shit slowlo."
"Good idea, because she is ugly as fuck!"

by Dating on the DL July 10, 2023

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006

Slombat

The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.

Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!

by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008

slomb

simply lay on my bed tonight

cant wait to slomb tonight

by squirb said this June 3, 2020