sleep

Sleep, what makes the world 25% more peaceful. If you think about it, sleep is the answer to everything and one of the main reasons in life. and everyone does it! your favorite celebrities, even terrorists or your x-girlfriend. Sometimes to people, its the best thing of the day is to come home from a long day of work/school and fall/lay down on your bed and let your troubles go by.
Everyday I come home from a long day of work and just let my troubles be forgotten, and sleep.

Friend:O man I got homework to do, my parents will kill me if i don't do it!

Nas(me): Relax man, don't stress, and just take a good sleep for 2 hours or more. Do your homework in the morning when your mind is fresh.
by NikolaiAkaNas February 07, 2007
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the best shit in the fucking world!
SLEEP!!!!!!!!!
by whofingcares? May 02, 2010
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What you do at school
Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Anonymous121212 November 30, 2005
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Sleep ?? What’s that again
by Spottybob March 04, 2018
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something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)
- i stayed up all night, i need sleep
- me too
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What school prevents you from getting
Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class"

Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived.

Teacher-"Well go to bed early"

Jimmy-"falls asleep again"

Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!"

Jimmy-"dies on the inside"
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Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life).
It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!
-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep
-NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror
-Okay

*keeps wanking*
by I fuck gays (noHOMO) June 09, 2019
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