Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

slammered

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"

by Peanut21 August 8, 2008

snattered

A slang word for drunk, used around the Belfast region.

"After six pints, he was totally snattered."

by pyrocubed December 28, 2006

Lathered Sack

A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.

May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.

Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.

She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

Sexy scattered

To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.

A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!

by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011

Goblin Slayered

To absolutely and irrevocably destroy and defile something, in a shocking and grotesque fashion

(From the show Goblin Slayers first episode)

"Oberyn Martell got Goblin Slayered by the Mountain in that Game of Thrones episode".

by Muraxesis June 10, 2020