Skyrim

The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...

Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?

Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*

by TheBookNerd January 9, 2018

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Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018

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Skyrim

Skyrim is cool. That Is All

Skyrim

by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019

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Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc

“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”

by LOOZEit2STEVE September 27, 2020

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Skyrim

Far Cry 3… with swords

Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords

by Gingerbreadbedhead January 21, 2022

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Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.

"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.

by Not Fartnockerman August 5, 2012

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