Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak March 17, 2018

Skyrim

Skyrim is cool. That Is All

Skyrim

by GordonRamsayEatsKids17 February 28, 2019

Skyrim

The reason you stay up 24/7

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

Skyrim

Far Cry 3… with swords

Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords

by Gingerbreadbedhead January 22, 2022

Skyrim

The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.

"I'm addicted to Skyrim."

by I am ur bio mom January 20, 2023

Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.

"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.

by Not Fartnockerman August 06, 2012

Skyrimmed

When you get shot in the knee; by bullets, arrows, etc

“Bat, you shot him in the knee!”
“Hit in the knee, GET SKYRIMMED!!!”

by LOOZEit2STEVE September 28, 2020