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Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.
Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob
by anyonononmous April 3, 2003
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Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011
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Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.
I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.
by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011
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Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.
I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!
by TheRinger March 19, 2012
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Shumpy

Shumpy is a creature that lives on her couch and wakes up at 3:00pm every day. Shumpy binge watches a lot of anime. She wishes Rin okumura was real. Shelby has amazing friends.
churub: "hey shumpy"
Me:"what?"
Churub:"come look at this edgey add meme"
Me:"oK"
by Salty_llama August 1, 2017
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Skimpy dipping

Stripping down only to your underwear to swim
We went skimpy dipping because no one wanted to be naked
by Cemmop August 21, 2017
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Swumpy

Adjective; a mix between sweaty and grumpy.
Example:

Guy 1: "Hey, are you alright?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I just woke up from nap. I'm a bit swumpy,"
by ComoEsJuan February 7, 2014
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