Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

Shiternet

Adjective describing internet that is complete ass; borderline unusable.

The word "Shiternet" derives from the word "Shit," in this case meaning 'of poor quality,' and "Internet" meaning internet connection from an ISP.

The term "Shiternet" can refer to a multitude of reasons for internet quality to be poor, such as stuttering, lag, high ping, poor upload/download speed and more.

"I really want to play Tarkov but my Shiternet won't let me."

"I would play with you guys but my shiternet is acting up."

"I'm trying to join the Discord but my Shiternet is being awful."

by Netyop October 13, 2021

Shitternets

A made up "disease" that infects devices and gives them painfully slow WiFi or cellular data.

Joe: Godammit! Why can't I place a call?!
Bob: Must be a case of the shitternets.

by NiggerFucker1 December 8, 2024

Skinteeth

Enjoying something, without fear of being judged, while being aware and in awe of the reality of life as a physical human being.

Can be used in a million ways; it is a word for a feeling.

Ex. “My skinteeth collection is primarily designer clothes and holiday decorations.” - “My collection of things I like is primarily…”

by fizzics235 December 3, 2025