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Stop simping September

Every September, you have to stop simping.
Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September
by leehoolia August 28, 2020
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Shipping anxiety

The feeling of waiting for a product you ordered from the internet to arrive.
Phillip, "Yo dude, I ordered some sneakers last week and I've been looking outside my window for the UPS truck the last few days. What if it got lost? What if I got scammed? What if they already dropped it off while I was gone and some thief saw the package in front of my door and stole it?"

Alex, "Bro, calm down. You just got a mad case of Shipping Anxiety."
by pipskix August 23, 2010
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simping for a fictional character

same buddy
by thegg1ord March 25, 2021
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sippin tea in yo hood

The act of selling drugs in someone else's area of work
Yo ass a pussy bitch ive been sippin tea in yo hood
by fastesthorse12 January 23, 2017
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Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.
Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe
by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011
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Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020
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simping

When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn't normally do.
Friend: "I'm gonna have to leave this game, I want to see what Anne is doing right now."
The Bois: "You're simping bro"
by ilikepie96 December 1, 2019
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