Simonised

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

Significantly Better Class Newspaper

A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.

person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.

by God_Of_Pizza June 4, 2021

simonisthebest

a twitch streamer who will not allow his mods to quit the modteam and who has absolutely no idea what goes in his discord, also has had a gay experience with streamer koda

simonisthebest is not thebest

by theending April 27, 2022

Simonizacija

Uspostavljanje i tjeranje svoje pravde u trenutcima koji se pojedincu subjektivno čine nepravedni i/ili netolerantni.

Person 1: "Oni su si uzeli više vremena kako bi napravili projek, a mi smo ga s manje vremena svejedno napravili puno bolje. "
Person 2: "Kakve veze ima, opet ti i tvoja simonizacija"

Person 3: "Da, opet se *simoniziraš"

*Simoniziranje-provođenje simonizacije

by IzlazNAautoputu June 21, 2022

Simoniaphobia

when somone is scared of a person called Simon

Oh No! I have simoniaphobia and i am scared of you Simon!

by Simoniaphobia February 27, 2023

Signing Bonus

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.

Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.

by zeeferino October 21, 2011

significize

To make significant; to cause to become relevant or prominent. Pronounced as either sig-NIF-ih-kyz or sig-NIF-ih-size.

Winning an Oscar significized Marisa Tomei's career. Or, at least it should have...

by G. Thomas December 17, 2006