shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?

The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!

by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022

Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

Shorma

A Dutch meat based delicacy. It goes well with a visit to a pee pee walla. Often consumed by people who are tired after a wret wret.

Colin, shall we go for a shorma after our wret wret at the pee pee walla?

by Tommy Tank August 6, 2004

Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

shomp

To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).

NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.

Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.

Tory shomped from the top of the tree.

by HeatherCelena August 12, 2007

Slormp

A Slormp is normally a girl or women who is a combination of a Tramp, Slut, and whore. In other words, if she is as slutty as it gets, you call her a slormp.

"Yeah Jamie was at the party, and she had sex with 3 different guys."

"Oh my god what a Slormp."

by Zach4043 July 13, 2007

shompolin

whats up with you today?

Megan: Yo' Katie, whats shompolin?
Katie: Not much, just kalaking :)
Megan: Ahh, cool blud.

by Megan Louise March 20, 2008