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Shizzle Grizzle

A meaty, all encompassing, time-killing bowel movement. Usually so large that it fills the toilet bowl. Afterwards it feels like you cleaned out the deepest recesses of your colon and intestines and the bathroom has the stench of dead cross eyed clowns.
"Yo bro, gotta watch the show let me know!......Oh MAN! I gotta take a shizzle grizzle bro."

Tammy: "Tim usually prefers the finest postmodern toaster ovens. So, I was trying to choose between eggshell mauve and peagreen pastel when all the sudden I felt a shizzle grizzle brewing in my bottom. Oh dear."

Spoo: "What're you doing in there?"
Steve: "Taking a MONSTER shizzle grizzle!"
by Steve Long March 6, 2008
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Shizz

a. replaces shit in all contexts
b. the coolest
can be used either positively or negatively
a. balls on that shizz, let's bounce
b. beth, you are the shizz
by StefNE2983 May 13, 2003
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fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.
Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"
by Automatah April 6, 2003
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shizzle my dizzle

A coolio way of saying something/anything without actually saying it; as in:
1. (Whyo'nt ya) suck on MY dick?*
2. Serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. Shut my door, (bro).
4. (Please don't) shoot m'dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
This tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.

*Def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
"Aarrh. Shiver me timber(s), matey."
Feel free to mix and match:
1. "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?"*
2. "Shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle."
3. "Shizzle my dizzle, brizzle."
4. "Please don't shizzle m' dizzle. officer!"
5. "Let's shizzle My dizzle -- it's the chronic."
6. "I need a towel. My menu's soaked from you shizzlin' my dizzle."
by BengoCholomongo August 30, 2006
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schnizzle

Can be used in to replace ANY other noun and has therefore it can have almost any meaning.
You are the schnizzle! What is this schnizzle? Please put some schnizzle on my tacos.
by Schnizzle1 September 18, 2013
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off the shizzle

by ktay n fearon June 20, 2006
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pho shizzle

A playoff of the ebonics phrase fo shizzle. Pho, a vietnamese beef noodle soup.
by Badgerman June 19, 2006
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