Shmingling

when a blonde parties way to hard and loves french people too much in that short period of insanity.

Dude, that girl is shmingling so hard. She is latched onto that french kid.

BONSIEUR. I just made sweet tender love to a shmingling american girl with my baguette.

by I'mThatCoolTaylor December 11, 2010

shingletown

A small nothern California town where the trees grow tall and the pot plants grow endlessly it's town where the lovely people look like they've been bathing in dirt for a few days and the perverts can run free! It's any normal teenagers worst nightmare to move to for you might never see civilization again, if you like to do absolutely nothing but eat dirt and cut a few trees. OR if you like meth and weed or maybe you fancy women with more body hair than you. Shingletown is the place for you!!

Welcome to shingletown! All are welcome to this shithole except African Americans enjoy your stay

by fig neuton January 21, 2014

shingle road

A term used by people in New Zealand to describe a non-asphalt road used surfaced with crushed stone and considered a secondary road. Paul, Orangeville Ontario

Once you leave the main road it continues for several kilometres on a shingle road.

by PKinCanada December 30, 2017

Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018