Showner

Very visible, obvious, and showing boner that all can see.

Also known as 'Shoner'.

Synonym: Pitched Tent

Dude, did you see Nick's pitched tent? Bro must have been looking at something diabolical on his phone because he had a massive showner in his pants.

Tommy was staring at his crush at work and ended up with a huge showner in his pants that everyone glared at when he stood up to go to the bathroom to take care of business.

by Steve Urkel 101 September 30, 2024

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Shownomina

A trance of forgetfulness that takes hold the moment you step into the shower — when steam and warmth erase all sense of urgency, and you forget everything you were supposed to be doing. You thought it was just going to be a quick rinse, but somehow the shower became its own world, and everything else simply slipped your mind.

I meant to take a quick shower before heading out, but Shownomina hit the second the water turned on.

by waterthinks October 25, 2025

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