Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

shizermonger

A massive arsehole of a person. One who hoards asshole qualities.

You are a total shizermonger.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Shizzem

Shizzem- a verb first coined by a rural long-haul trucker. Similar to “shit” but with a Southern/country bumpkin/hillbilly twist.

Example: “you best get away from this truck, ya nasty lot lizard.....shizzem!!”

by DangerDudley December 3, 2020

Skizzer

A hoe or a thot

I don’t fw that Skizzer she ran threw

by Skizzert November 21, 2021

mcnasty shizzgrizzle

It's when you lick a clump of feces out of a girl's anus then spit it on to her breasts in a decorative fashion. Then you lick it all up and throw it back up in her anus.

"Performing a mcnasty shizzgrizzle is just M. Night Shamylan making The Village...a betrayal to all normalcy this world has ever known"

by Snoop Diggity D January 23, 2008

spizzerinktum

energy, vitality, vigor

If you still have the spizzerinktum to pass the preliminaries than help me out.

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2009

shizer

Eva Braun knew how to give Hitler a good "shizer": the act of defecating on another person's chest.

Hitler couldn't get off unless Eva gave him a good shizer.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004