Shitcoin

A cryptocurrency with no utility or unique features.

There's nothing special about Ripple, it's a shitcoin!

by manzo porelli April 24, 2018

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shithole

A really bad place or building, especially somewhere undesirable to live or work.

You can only judge a shithole by the turds that pass through it.

by Jon K January 1, 2004

shiteous

A combination of shit and hideous.

Mary's new out is shiteous.

by Aaronnyc89 April 17, 2007

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

Shitzopherenia

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.

"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"

by natasha c. April 29, 2008