shit up a stick

To perform a very difficult or precarious task.

"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."

by siamesersgp December 20, 2011

tear shit up

Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.

Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?

by GooneryTypeBeat October 23, 2019

making shit up

What CNN does on a daily basis.

Tom, did you see that story about Trump on CNN last night? Jerry: Oh, they are just making shit up as usual.

by qbert3 December 25, 2017

Buffalo shit up

When you have a rough sex that you could not even imagine the way it happened

Ali: Man, I did buffalo shit up jay last night.
Jason: it’s not new to me bro, you are a stud.

by Broccoli king July 02, 2020

Fuck Shit Up

(verb):
1) used as a term of causing mayhem or chaos or raising havoc

2) doing crazy shit to cause attention to oneself and gain weird looks of exasperation from common bystanders or onlookers

abbreviated : FSU

I fuck shit up daily

by Scott Slaw May 30, 2010

tear shit up

To mess something/someone up for fun/no apparent reason.

Something to do when boredom sets in.

Alex and Lauren fuckin' tear shit up on a regular basis, ya heard?

by Lauren October 24, 2004

Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.

Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?

by Rossoun April 16, 2010