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No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.
Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.
by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019
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hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement
My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.
by dstrube December 18, 2010
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The Purple Shirt of Sex

The seductively deep purple shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of Sherlock Holmes ; renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind lust regardless of gender or sexual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac.

It's first appearance is in "The Great Game", the third episode of BBC's "Sherlock" starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
"Please, just one button pop off, at least one...or two..." - A cumberbitch on the purple shirt of sex
by Irene A. (ConfettiJessie) April 19, 2011
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Shirt-hut

It's that nervous habit some people have when they stretch their shirt out over their knees. Usually results in one of your parents scolding you for stretching out the fabric
Zach: "Ryan! Stop making a shirt-hut! You'll damage the fabric!"
Ryan: "But I've got a big programming exam tomorrow and it's a nervous habit. Please don't get out the belt Zach!"
by Bize92 March 6, 2011
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shack shirt

a girls reward for an excellent night in bed. The shirt is one of the lucky male's T-shirts that serves as a trophy or badge left from the hookup
Do you think he'd give me his fav Vinyard Vines Tee for my formal shack shirt?

Kelsey: So cute! where'd you get that?

Amy: its just an old shack shirt
by fratdaddy24601 December 10, 2013
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wet t-shirt exhibitionist

A wet t-shirt exhibitionist prefers to wear a white t-shirt when swimming instead of a bikini bra.
The lovely Cajun Angelique sometimes is a wet t-shirt exhibitionist. Legal but damned sexy!
by Louisiana Tiger December 26, 2019
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shirtfaced

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.
She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.
by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012
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