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jesus suffering fuck

The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.
Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005
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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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End my suffering

by hiom November 22, 2019
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Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.
Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.
by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015
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No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.
You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
by Steve July 22, 2004
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swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.
The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.
by CortezDevil December 11, 2021
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Suffering

Suffering is IN GREAT PAIN AND MIGHT DIE
Help, I am suffering, I am not living
by DetectiveTeeVee April 8, 2020
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