Sealification

The clubbing of baby seals.

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S

by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014

hub oil seal

A seal to keep oil within a hub of an axle or wheel, preventing loss of said oil onto other components such as brakes, and maintaining lubrication of internal bearings on the axle.

"look how he is fitting that hub oil seal! The deftness of the sledgehammer smiting that chisel."

by Penfold2 July 12, 2007

Lord Privy Seal

Amateurs and novices in the making of documentaries can't resist illustrating every significant word in the commentary by cutting to a picture of it. The Lord Privy Seal is an antiquated title in Britain's heraldic tradition. The joke imagines a low-grade film director who illustrates it by cutting to a picture of a Lord, then a privy, and then a seal.

(from richarddawkins.net)

Crappy Documentary "I've hit rock bottom" (show a picture of a stone and a butt on the screen)

Audience, "Hey, that's another crappy Lord Privy Seal"

by Oxyborb December 24, 2008

Sandy sealion

When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place

Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*

Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion

by c-h-r-i-s-6-9 June 30, 2016

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Seal Beach

Seal Beach is the northernmost coastal city in Orange County California. It is bordered by Long Beach (Los Angeles County) to the north, Huntington Beach to the south, Garden Grove and Westminster to the east and Los Alamitos to the north. The population is about 26,000. The city is home to the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station and it's wildlife refuge, a large Boeing facility, a charming downtown, the longest wooden pier on the west coast, and the "Leisure World" retirement community. Children attend schools in the Los Alamitos School District. Crime is relatively low and residents enjoy a "small town" atmosphere despite being at the crossroads of Los Angeles and Orange Counties. Many residents claim that Seal Beach is "the best kept secret" in Southern California and that the quality of life there is unsurpassed. The residential property values tend to reflect that sentiment.

Seal Beach was founded in 1915.

by Mr Mojos Risin February 27, 2007

broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.

Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008