5 definitions by Penfold2

An acronym for "sorry mate, it's my job!" The reply given when moaned at for doing ones job to the letter.
"What a SMIMJ-er! We need it for three!"
by Penfold2 June 27, 2007
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A seal to keep oil within a hub of an axle or wheel, preventing loss of said oil onto other components such as brakes, and maintaining lubrication of internal bearings on the axle.
"look how he is fitting that hub oil seal! The deftness of the sledgehammer smiting that chisel."
by Penfold2 June 14, 2007
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One who is thicker than a troglodite. Or someone heralding from Skipton.
"That timmings is such a troglodweebe!"
by Penfold2 June 27, 2007
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Abbreviation. Steam heat appreciation group, in transit. A form of carriage heating previous to ETH method. Enthusiasts that prefered an earlier form of travel experience on the railways.
We're off bashing, riding the mk1 cushions. SHAGIT!
by Penfold2 August 15, 2014
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A circular, rubber lipped seal that fits snuggly onto a shaft, keeping oil inside a component for lubrication whilst the shaft rotates.
See how he smites the hammer atop the chisel and deftly taps the oil-seal into place in the hub.
by Penfold2 June 27, 2007
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