social security sex

referring to the act of sex: when you get a little each month, but not enough to live on

"how's you bedroom life"
"ah, just social security sex at this point"
"?"
"you know, get a little each month, but not enough to live on"
"ah"

by pink champagne July 28, 2010

Security on my Dick

i.e, condom, rubber, fuck glove, areolagias, alaskan bay woofer, south beach dicker, fuck protection.

Jimmy should have used a security on my dick because Sally had AIDS. :(

by Poopenstein October 6, 2008

Security Department

The most incompetent department in the whole of ogodyes's SCPF. They never do their job and always avoid it. Extremely inactive and usually messes with MTF duties.

Security Department? Those clowns are so retarded and inactive.

by JoeMamaBenDover November 3, 2019

Nigger Security Agency

The NSA, or perhaps better known as the "Nigger Security Agency." They are a "secret" government intelligence sector run by a bunch of niggers to de-educate the system and ruin your life. Are you scared?

The Nigger Security Agency hacked my computer, cell phone, and infiltrated my life just like Edward Snowden predicted. They can burn in hell with their compounds, puppets, and mind games.

by M3NTaL33 October 25, 2018

mall security

Fake cops
Their police gear includes a flash light and roll of quarters to call the real cops when things get intense

I got stopped by a mall cop because me and my friend had a plastic gun we bought a the dollar store (in the mall). We almost got kicked out of the mall for "possession of a replica of a firearm."

by Me March 25, 2004

Ed Hardy Security

Meat head, juicer douche bags that wear tight fitting designer T-shirts and destroy a good scene by overindulging and starting fights with anyone and everyone because of impotence and uncontrollable roid rage.

We were having a good time until Ed Hardy Security arrived and started trashing up the place, so the bar had to call the cops and everyone got kicked out.

by LightStormBRLA July 5, 2009

social security

by TRILLIONS the biggest ponsi scheme of all time. Basically the Federal government doing the same thing that Bernard Madoff did but to multiple generations of americans.

Bernard Madoff is a sleezy dude..ummm social security is much worse

by the1calledfeeny February 7, 2009