Ashdale Secondary College

Achieving an ass future

K3RMIT GXNG PROPERTY

Ashdale Secondary College be like “Fuck bro another bomb threat”

by K3RMIT GXNG June 8, 2019

Second Life

A digital world where people without a first life mingle and be pathetic togethor in harmony.

"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Shecoy

A male posing as a female to assist him in hunting a certain female. (A female decoy.)

"Look over there. I think that's Dave playing a Shecoy version of me. I'm having flashbacks from the movie Tootsie."
"Yeah, definitely. Are you mad?"
"No. And please leave him alone. Let him do his thing. He's a smart guy. After he's defeated a few times in love, he'll learn. Someday, he'll meet a girl and finally get it right."

by wabbit season - duck season January 18, 2013

taint second

an amount of time that is as long as it needs to be but as short as it can be.

Mary, can you give me a taint second?!

by jazzlover October 18, 2014

Springfield Secondary School

Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.

Eh what school you go to ah?
Springfield Secondary School la, budget sia my school.

by professional autist February 18, 2019

5 Centimeters Per Second

2007 Japanese animated movie drama about time and love. Basically the Japanese version of The Notebook.

"The movie is named 5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways."

Did you cry while watching 5 Centimeters Per Second?

by ThreeLeafIvy December 25, 2007

North Vista Secondary School

A school where our VP is a funny person, but the principal made a lousy decision by not allowing fucking CCA t-shirts and Class t-shirts to be worn on Fridays. Being late for school can land you in the ICU, like literally, that is what they call the motherfucking detention. I know this is short but I'm fucking tired.

Once I finish PSLE, I want to go to North Vista Secondary School!

by NVPride August 19, 2021