Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
by jennriffic September 30, 2011
Get the stapler mug.From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004
Get the Stapler mug.the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
by annaark March 24, 2020
Get the Sealed mug.Seamless (noun) - Used to describe a situation where everyone is told it will work perfectly, when in fact it's an unmitigated clusterfuck.
Support Agent: The transfer of your service will be seamless.
Raging Old Person: THEN WHY THE F**K ISNT IT WORKING
Support Agent: Uhh, let me talk to an engineer...
Raging Old Person: THEN WHY THE F**K ISNT IT WORKING
Support Agent: Uhh, let me talk to an engineer...
by Messy Sky Support Agent November 19, 2010
Get the seamless mug.A horrible object-oriented programming language that has unfortunately become one of the most used of all. Full of horrible syntax and complicated and confusing rules, Sepples is the scourge of programming languages.
People who use Sepples typically refer to it as C++
People who use Sepples typically refer to it as C++
<coder1> hey man, I just wrote an awesome program!
<coder2> What language did you write it in? Sepples?
<coder1> Sepples? I wrote it in C++ dude.
<coder2> EEEEWWW
<coder2> What language did you write it in? Sepples?
<coder1> Sepples? I wrote it in C++ dude.
<coder2> EEEEWWW
by trap15 September 11, 2010
Get the sepples mug."I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.
by GatMFR September 9, 2015
Get the Staples mug.To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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