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Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.
"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."
by jennriffic September 30, 2011
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Stapler

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise
"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.
by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004
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sepples

A horrible object-oriented programming language that has unfortunately become one of the most used of all. Full of horrible syntax and complicated and confusing rules, Sepples is the scourge of programming languages.
People who use Sepples typically refer to it as C++
<coder1> hey man, I just wrote an awesome program!
<coder2> What language did you write it in? Sepples?
<coder1> Sepples? I wrote it in C++ dude.
<coder2> EEEEWWW
by trap15 September 11, 2010
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Staples

The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.
"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.
by GatMFR September 9, 2015
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staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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